Funny Jokes day #26 come to my post and enjoy | @maujmasti
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I called my friend yesterday night
at 10.30 pm on phone, he said he was
very busy, working on a special Project
"Aqua Thermal treatment of Ceramics,
Aluminium and Steel under
a constrained environment".
I was impressed.
Later I realized -
saala bartan dho raha tha ,
under the supervision of his wife !!
English is a Beautiful language !!!
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पढ़ाई छोड़ दी भाई साब
जिस स्कूल में 4 शिक्षक एकमत नहीं है उस स्कूल मे पढ़ कर क्या होगा ?
और
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बीवी तो बीवी ही होती है !
एक लंबी सज़ा याफ्ता क़ैदी जेल से 12 साल बाद फरार होने में कामयाब हो गया-
छुपते छुपाते बचते बचाते वो अपने घर पहुंचा और घंटी बजाई-
बीवी ने दरवाज़ा खोला और सामने शौहर को देख कर बोली -
टी.वी. पर तो बता रहे थे कि आपको जेल से फरार हुए आठ घंटे हो गए, कहां थे इतनी देर तक ??
शौहर पलट कर भागा और जेल जाकर सरेंडर कर दिया !!
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Hahaha, maujmasti Bhai 8 ghante mein din raat ho jati hai.. plus biwi to biwi Hoti hai.. :-)
येही तो जोक है भाई और वोह तो आपको शादी के बाद पता चलेगा बीवी क्या होती है
She is a Sattelite
Bhai abhi se khauf hai. Hahaha
no shortened links recently? I am busy on travel so, i am not able to post also