My Top 7 Humorous Quotes
We all at times need some motivation. We spend most of our time chasing our dreams that we sometimes have no time for smiles.
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They say laughing is the best work out can get yet we don't do enough of it. It doesn't cost anything but a good atmosphere, great vibes and delicious food :)
Here are my top seven quotes that I hope brings a smile to your face.
1- There only three things a woman needs in life: food, water, and compliments.
~ Chris Rock
2- No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.
~ Abraham Lincoln
3- My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
~ Mitch Hedberg
4- Roses are red, violets are blue, i'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
~ Oscar Levant
5- Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
~ Benjamin Franklin
6- Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
~ Jules Renard
7- Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
~ Mark Twain
I absolutely agree with number one , number two isn’t a lie , number 3 so funny but true . Number 5 is new to me and I know it now, number 6 is so true ... never heard of number 7 ... another knowledge added . Thanks for sharing
I did not understand number 2 "No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.
~ Abraham Lincoln". Could you explain to me mate !?
Yeah it simply means no one is smart enough to remember all their lies in order not to counter it with another lie in the nearest future. I hope that helps. As they say the faintest Pen is better than the sharpest brain.
Laughter is the best medicine.
Thanks for making us laugh.
Love the quotes you shared.
Hi Joseph,
I did know you like jokes and to laugh....Good to see you like to laugh....I need to loosen up and not be so serious....
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