Funny Quotes For Today
- If people decide talking behind your back, then just fart.
- Don't drink while driving, you might spill the beer. Lol
- My cell phone is acting up, I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. LMAO 😂😂
- If you are hotter than me, then that means I am cooler than you.
- When people tell me 'You are going to
regret that in the morning', I sleep in until
noon because I'm a problem solver. - A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.
- I refuse to answer that question on the
grounds that I don't know the answer. - Life is short, smile while you still have teeth.
- The road to success is always under
construction. Hahaha 😂😂 - Don't worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.
Please don't laugh alone, share it to your friends to brighten their evening.
Laughing already, just share it with your followers to ease their weekend.
Have a great weekend
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