A Bewildered Queen

A Bewildered Queen desperately needed a ball that they would often embrace. It should be a fairly new exercise, to my children, but not to the Queen, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a ball would be the item chosen.

A Bewildered Queen desperately desired a rubber johnny that they would occasionally cuddle. It was an original approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Queen, who felt that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a rubber johnny is the thing to choose.

A Bewildered Queen wanted a little monkey that they would occasionally drop. One might find this to be a peculiar thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Queen, who had decided it was miraculous. A little monkey was the thing that was chosen.

A Bewildered Queen desperately wanted a pint of cider that they would throw. This might appear to be a curious undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awe-inspring. Honestly, a pint of cider would be the chosen thing.

A Bewildered Queen desperately desired a bat to worship. It should have been a weird and wonderful suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Queen, who assumed that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have imagined, a bat was the thing that was opted for.

A Bewildered Queen desperately wanted a sack of potatoes to hug. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Queen, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. Honestly, a sack of potatoes was the item that was selected.