The master of disaster

When you hear the name, Vladimir
Images of pike and heads rolling down the road might suddenly go into your brain

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When you think about some of those concepts, you think that they could be outdated and ridiculous

But what if I told you, the master of disaster himself, Lord Vladimir Put-it-in
Who is actually an evil genius
Figured out a way to put microphone in everyone’s teeth When you think about horror stories like Vlad de Impaler impaling people on spikes You think about this being done outside of someone’s house

What if this was done inside jails regularly
Maybe not as dangerous as putting someone on a pike But what about leaving a prisoner in a cell to starve?

Or putting a prisoner in front of a radio, a microphone or a monitoring lens like the one inside your television set

What if Vladimir got so good at putting people on pikes and letting them dry out in the freezing cold, That it was actually happening to more than 2 billion people around the world 24 hours a day

The people of Vladimir put it in there
Spread more lies in one hour on television
Then most tabloid spread in a year
In case you’re wondering how this is possible They live in some of the coldest parts of the world 🗺️

When your people live in freezing cold climate and they want to keep eating Conventional farming might not be a go to method

Commercial fishing might be more acceptable And it’s not too far-fetched to assume that they try to flush all their unwanted waste downstream

Some of Los family members are now fighting Fierce territorial battles Because some of those vessels are not just being used to fish, they’re being used to transport, highly lucrative substances like weapons and drugs around the world

What better way to brandish your national commodities then to advertise them heavily on brainwash media

You can find some of the oldest billboards on the planet, advertising different families boat plots at the harbor

Someone of these billboards just show which family the vessel belongs to

You know, modern age, you can find many billboards, advertising the national commodities of the man living in the freezing north Like vodka
Heroin
Methamphetamine
Cocaine and firearms

And in case that’s not what you want shacking up with the next best thing
Might tickle your fancy