Funny Peach Puns And Jokes

What do you call a peach that becomes a famous singer? A juicy diva.
What did the peach say to the cherry? “You’re one tart fruit, but I’m the peach of the bunch!”
Why did the peach go to the music concert? It wanted to jam with the bands.
What did the peach say to the orange? “You’re one tangy fruit, but I’m the peach of the patch!”
What did the peach say to the grape? “We’re two fruit peas in a pod!”
Why did the peach bring a ladder to the orchard? It wanted to reach new heights