Funny Construction Puns and Jokes

Plumbers have the best pipes for singing in the shower.
Carpenters really know how to measure up a situation.
A construction worker’s favorite movie!? “The Groutdoors.”
When it comes to concrete jokes, I’ve got them cemented in my mind.
Roofers are always on top of their game.
Elevator contractors have their ups and downs.
Bricklayers are always ready to lay down the law.
Window installers see right through you.