Secret Places, Secret Phone

chorus
secret phone in secret places
you can't find it, lose yer mind

verses
honey did you get yer clam baked?
have you seen it? i can't find it
secret places, secret phone

baby do you think it's stolen?
have you seen it? i can't find it
secret places, secret phone

let me reach inside that pocket
now i found it, yes i found it
secret places, secret phone

bridge
why is this thing on vibrate?
secret places, secret phone

fuck, the scream is shattered!
secret places, secret phone

why you lookin' at me like that?
secret places, secret phone

the battery is really dead
secret places, secret phone

These are the lyrics I recently wrote for my punk rocker friend, Mahoney, of Mahoney & the Pliers
Can't wait to see him perform this live.

This is a picture of Mahoney sitting with his Destiny outside the Relax, It's Just Coffee in Mantucky Ohio.