I knew something was amiss when your waterfall of votes came through before.

I thought you were just drunk or thrilled that a Tinder date worked out for once (as in she stayed long enough to let you down gently). On the contrary, damn... sorry to hear this, but we'll focus on the applause you deserve instead.

You put the MAN in manual.

You read everything.

You upvote everything.

You help others.

You gave away money. (update: holy shit, just saw you just gave away a ton more)

You brought me back from the brink of quitting dozens of times.

You carried the started and grew the punchline torch, and almost single-handedly kept comedy alive.

...Take a breather and come back when you're ready.

A huge thank you and even more respect.

...Oh, and your jokes are alright.