She's Too Good - Comedy Open Mic Round 12 Entry 1

in #punchline7 years ago

When you're hiding from your mom so you won't do any chores but she finds you anyway


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Blend in, be still and unmoving like the hay, maybe she'll think I'm dead and leave me be

I nominate @brianorozco147 and @danishhharoon to have some fun with #comedyopenmic.

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Your mom is hot. I'd bang her.

His hair and the hay bale look the same.

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