Love your humour ! ^_^
Sometimes i think it is easier to make humour with misadventures unfortunately....
If I write unfortunately it is because somehow being sarcastic at our own misadventures can lead to stay longer in their frequencies, to bath and milk it till living another one that comfort ourselves we don't deserve more... ;-)This is a trap ...

On the other subject of toxic people, I don't let anybody approach me that would make me feel bad or less than I am, and I don't care to be socially alone or such, as long as I am perfectly joyful with me, myself, and the very little circle of "friends"...that's why I love the internet relational...like in RL and even easier, i can decide with whom or how much time I want to spend with someone, I think people unconsciously guess my boundaries because I am RARELY being annoyed by someone or whenever it happens, I don't give it a care, so in the absence of attention from me, it necessarily disappears ...pssshhhh like magic LoL ^_^