Why Prostitutes are the best option for men
Prostitutes are the best option for men. Far better than getting married or having a regular girlfriend.
Prostitutes don't say "I can't. I have a boyfriend."
Prostitutes don't say "No thanks. I didn't think we clicked."
Prostitutes don't say "You're not my type."
Prostitutes don't say "I think you're too old."
Prostitutes say "Do you want to get together? Do you want me to come over?"
Prostitutes don't care if you're unemployed or if you have an unimpressive or low-paying job.
Prostitutes don't care if you drive an old or inexpensive car.
Prostitutes don't care if you're not handsome or if you're short or overweight.
Prostitutes don't care if you're not a good conversationalist.
Prostitutes don't care if you are married.
Prostitutes don't care if you have been divorced three times or six times or if you have children by several ex-wives or ex-girlfriends.
Unless you are young, rich, tall, and handsome, you can probably have sex with prostitutes who are much younger and prettier than anyone you could date or marry.
More than is true of most women, if you are nice to a prostitute, she'll be nice to you.
In an ideal world, all women would be as affectionate and accommodating as prostitutes are. But this isn't an ideal world.
Sex with prostitutes tends to prevent you from being too dependent, sexually or emotionally, on other women.
If you limit your sexual activity to prostitutes and girlfriends and don't get married, you won't marry a young, thin, pretty woman when you're young and find yourself married to an old, fat, no longer pretty woman when you're old. When you're 60 you'll be able to enjoy the company of prostitutes who are as young and pretty as the women you were having sex with when you were 25.
Prostitutes won't accuse you of "sexual harassment" because you tell her you'd like to be sexually involved with her or ask her for a date or tell her a dirty joke or tell her how pretty or sexy she is or how much you love her.
Unlike many if not most wives and even many girlfriends, prostitutes will have sex with you whenever you want - and not just when she happens to be in the mood.
Sociology research has shown that old joke is actually true: Married men are prostitutes' best customers. This wouldn't be true if marriage were all it's cracked up to be.
Unlike many other women, prostitutes do, or let you do, oral sex if that's what you want. In fact, in one survey, oral sex was the type of sexual activity most often requested of and engaged in by prostitutes.
A prostitute won't threaten to break up with you or actually leave you because you won't marry her.
Prostitutes don't care if you call her only when you really want to.
Prostitutes don't care who else you have sex with. 
I think you make a bunch of assumptions about prostitutes here. First, you assume that prostitutes are female, which only about half of them are. Second, you assume that prostitutes are willing participants, which again, only about half of them are.
Lastly, you seem to assume that how a prostitute acts and feels are synchronicity, but they aren't. Just because a prostitute doesn't act like a client isn't a disgusting piece of crap, doesn't mean that they don't think or feel that client isn't a disgusting piece of crap. It's just like when a waiter or waitress smiles and tells you what a pleasure it was a pleasure to serve you when deep down inside they're hoping you roll of a cliff.
Don't confuse people's actions when being paid with their true feelings and intentions.
I hope that helps clear things up. Cheers.
I assume that your post is written tongue in cheek and is partly satirical, yet with some attempt to discuss some real observations. I don't believe it is a sustainable route to follow for any man.
It is better to grow less dependent emotionally without paying for the services of prositutes. Actually, a prostitute will not satiate for me, the yearning for intimacy. That yearning has to be altered in other ways or removed entirely. I have achieved it by a cold and rational understanding of the nature of the female in society today. It is better to grow in ones own sense of independence and self-reliance than to pay a prostitute or to pay for the affections of a superficial woman. In most cases, we do not get what we think we are paying for in the end. Whether we achieve that is up to us - our wisdom and our analysis of the risk. But with self-reliance and a strong sense of self-worth, it doesn't matter much either way. Also, cover one's risk by being very careful in a legal sense about the contracts you enter into.
Good luck.