For Christ's sake! As Homecoming Queen, I expect my name spelled correctly. Even @checky stopped by to admonish you! First on my list of roasts:. You NEVER spell my name right.

Geez I love your daughter. Too bad she's not a lesbian; (although neither am I 😊, but I'm considering switching teams next kick at the can). Too much?! Nope. Not for someone who comes up with The Venezuelan Grass Diet.

I know you're looking for a post outta me, but that may be biting off more than I can chew in this roast (get it?), so...one final tidbit...you are unbelievably verbose. Like you thoroughly enjoy the sound of your own voice. Did you ever insist that your daughter read to you at night? from a book of your own poetry? Just wondering.

Having said all that, you are also one of the kindest, most thoughtful people I know. And you're an amazing father...always a huge plus in my books.

Roast or Toast? I'm a fence sitter, a diplomat, a people pleaser, so you've gotten a bit of both.

Loved this post Quill; I love anything that makes me smile and laugh 😊

Happy birthday buddy!