The Potato Epic

India has the Mahabharata, Iran the Shahnameh, Iceland the Edda, Finland The Secret History Of The Mongols - and this is the national epic of the Latvian people.

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A day of hard labor...

Lithuania: I find giant potato!
I am reech!

Russia: Lithuania!
Lithuania: Damn! Russia may not be of knowings, or steal my precious!

Russia: I'm lookings for my rake, Georgia is of trouble again. Have yuo seen it?
Lithuania: No.
Russia: Oh, hello Latvia! You smell good today. New shampoo?
Lithuania: phew.

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USA: USA #1 at everything!!
Even torturings, yay!
Look Guantanamo.
China: Peanuts. I once made torturings of capitalist prisoner for 3 days straight!
North Korea: Me 5 days!

Russia: I've been torturings one for five weeks now...
China: WHAT!?
North Korea: How he survive??

Five weeks earlier...
Russia: Where vodka?
TALK, сукин сын!

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Latvia: So.. how was potato harvest...
Lithuania: BAD REAL BAD.
Let's talking of weather!

Russia: Yuo used to be more funs to torture...
Latvia: ♥
Lithuania: my potato...

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Estonia: Hey, have seen Latvia?
Lithuania: Don't askings please...
Latvia marries potato

Artist: unknown. Source: Krautchan.
Topics: potato saga, potato series, legend, cultural victory, communism, torture, bragging, rack, baseball bat, farmer, agriculture, farming, wife, marriage, paint, white picket fence, painting, whitewashing, flag joke, kartul, kartupelis, bulvė, ziemniak, картофель, Россия, Krievija, Rusija, Latvija, Латвия, Литва, Lietuva, Eesti, Baltics, Baltic countries, USSR, Soviet Union.
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