PortmanTuesdays #16
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[pruh-mis-kyoo-uh s]
noun
1: an express assurance or a declaration to be involved in indiscriminate mingling or association, especially having sexual relations with a number of partners on a casual basis.
2: a vow to be indiscriminately randy.
I included a second one because I felt like I needed to include Isla Fisher in here somehow.
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Niceone bro, lol, it's beautiful........ What do you think is the average result of those that are guilty of that?
I don't have an exact number, but I imagine it's on the negative end hahaha! That, my friend, is why porn was invented hahaha!
Lol, it's quite a great number my friend as you've said, I know the ladies can attest to that. Lol
Haha you're probably right!
Isla Fisher actually needs to be included everywhere, forever.
It's true, she really does! Can't argue with that!
It pretty much summarizes my premenstrual period.
A cat in spring.
Oh wow seriously? Is that natural? Is it because the hormones are out of whack? I'm afraid to ask women about it because I need my face for something.
Yes. It is completely natural. And yes, it is the hormones. Men also have periods where they are more horny or more emotional, isn't it?
Hmm are you referring to the daily life of men? If so, then yes. We do have a period of where we are horny and emotional. An unending period. Well, I guess at least until the testosterone gives out.
Number 2! And Isla Fisher... How amazing is she? And she is married to Sacha baron Cohen! What a match up! I must steal her and then steal his life only then shall my life, such as it is, be complete.
It was a tossup between her and Austin Powers. I'm kicking myself for even thinking about it. They are quite the combination! It would be fun breaking them apart! As long as you give me a turn once in a while, I would aid you in this magical switch up, Boomdiggity! Er... I meant me and her, have a turn with her. Not me and you. I hope that's not what came across. Quick! While your good lady is distracted with the Red Tentery of it all!!
Lol, please oh, before it becomes the story of David and Beersheba, and war front battles are given to Uriah.......... It's really fun here.
Hahaha! Well that became Biblical quickly!
Nice @jedau..😂
Apparently not nice enough for a vote, but oh well. Thanks, I guess?
Hahaha..I forgot to vote .. even my vote will not give a trace because of my small SP..
Sory and thank you😂
Don't ever think that. A vote is a vote no matter how small the SP. I hope you don't forget that the next time because other people won't hesitate to flag you for that.
Hhahaha...
Thank my friend @jedau 😊😉😂
You're welcome!
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