Naughty, Naughty Ted Cruz!
Well, guess who had an itch for "mom and daughter porn" on the 16th Anniversary of 9/11?
That's right! Our very own United States Senator and "Family Values" Advocate:
Looks like the "good senator" was up to some late night shenanigans when he "accidentally" pushed the LIKE button on this pornographic pic from a "mysterious site" that he's "never heard of!
(You might notice a SHIT-LOAD of quotations in this post. But it's very warranted.)
Of course (A WHOLE HOUR LATER) his people caught wind of the senators slip up and immediately unliked the pic.
But thank Zeus for the internet. They never let us down. Cause that post was screenshot a million times over.
And then came the Tweets (no pun):
Ted Cruz has cum a long way since his early days of dildo banning. #TedCruz #TedCruzScandal
— OneEyedDogMama (@OneEyedDogMama) September 13, 2017
And so on...
Ted Cruz just won the Erectoral Vote by a landslide #TedCruz
— prinz JFC (@sylvesteralkan0) September 12, 2017
And so on...
Cruz: "I believe porn should be between one man, one woman, and another woman watching and masturbating."#TedCruz
— Craig Rozniecki (@CraigRozniecki) September 12, 2017
Really though, they are endless! And so damn funny!
But the really funny thing is this:
This wouldn't even be a story if good o'l "Tuggin Ted" wasn't such a phenomenal asshole and moral hypocrite! This guy has made a career attacking gay people, women's rights. and yes, even the industry he secretly loves, Porn!
I believe everything you do in life eventually sees the light of day, and "Teddy boy," you have a giant black light shining right on your jizz-stained sock garters!
Recently the senator did make a statement that he wasn't involved, it was his staff (poor choice of words, but still hilarious!). Whether any of us believe him ( I don't), is another thing all together!
One thing is for sure though, Ted Cruz will "NEVER FORGET" 9/11!
Can someone please post the link to this video? If Mr. Cruz publicly liked it then it must be good!
I'm sure it's on Twitter now!
Got it! Its OK I guess. Nothing to ruin your reputation over though.
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph57d6f8f6942ca
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Yah they're all hypocrites anyway and most men like pussy. Holy cow for him. Its getting bery hard to suprise me here in 2017 hah. Nice catch
You mean 16th anniversary?
I did mean 16. Oh well. Corrected. Thanks.
Lol, i had to use my fingers to remember my age, lmao. It happens...
Whoops lol.