Invest in Coronavirus Bonds and Make Money!

Sometimes truth really is stranger than fiction…

Here’s the ‘fiction’…

GLOBAL BANK PROSPECTUS

A heads up for a all savvy investors! Here’s your chance to make money from disease and death, 100% guaranteed!

Today the Global Bank is proud to announce the launch of Pandemic Bonds.

Invest NOW in pandemic bounds and a great return for your cash!

Money invested in Pandemic Bonds will go into a special fund that will be distributed amongst poorer nations in the event of a pandemic being declared, to help them fight the effects of that pandemic. If a pandemic is not declared before July 2020 then Pandemic Bonds investors get their money returned plus interest plus a bonus!

The important words here are ‘in the event of a pandemic being being declared’. According to Pandemic Bonds T&C’s a pandemic is defined as a highly infectious disease simultaneously affecting more than two regions of the world which CAN ONLY BE DECLARED BY THE GLOBAL HEALTH ORGANISATION.

And guess what….we control what the GHO says….so….INVEST NOW!!!

Here’s the ‘truth’…

The World Bank did launch Pandemic Bonds…they pay out to poorer nations in the event of a pandemic of any one of 6 virus types (including coronavirus). In fact, the World Bank is holding around $425 million dollars of Pandemic Bonds investments.

Pandemic Bonds only release funds to poorer nations if the World Health Organisation declares a pandemic (defined as a highly infectious disease simultaneously affecting more than two regions of the world).

If no pandemic is declared by the WHO before July 2020 investors get their money back plus interest plus a bonus.

TO DATE THE W.H.O. HAS NOT DECLARED A PANDEMIC DESPITE THE FACT THAT COVID-19 CLEARLY FULFILLS IT DEFINITION AS SUCH.