You Must Read These trump Quotes From Yesterday's Crazy Rant On Fox

I plead with you to read a few actual quotes from trump yesterday during a crazy half hour rant he went on during Fox and Friends. This is only six of the fifty-three very strange statements made on the TV show. It's Not a lot to ask of all of you, supporters included, all you have to do is just read them and then you'll have an epiphany about the lack of intelligence and ignorance of this man.

Btw, the Fox & Friends people asked what he got Melania for her birthday and he didn't want to say it first, but then he claimed to have very little time to get anything for her so he got her a very beautiful card for her birthday. No wonder she won't hold his hand...lol

#1 trump: "A horrible thing and yet, I've accomplished, with all of this going on, more than any president in the first year in our history."

This is not, strictly speaking, accurate. In fact, it's in no manner of speaking accurate.

#2 trump: "Even the enemies and the haters admit that."

They don't.

#3 trump: "I have many, many -- just so you understand, I have many attorneys. I have attorneys -- sadly, I have so many attorneys you wouldn't even believe it."

Many people are saying Trump has the most attorneys. Beautiful attorneys. Unblemished even.

#4 trump: "They also like to always talk about Electoral College. Well, it's an election based on the Electoral College. I would rather have a popular election but it's a totally different campaign."

The 2016 election ended 534 days ago.

#5 trump: "If you go back to the Civil War it was the Republicans that really did the thing."

They did do that thing. They really did.

#6 trump: "Michael is in business, he is really a businessman, a fairly big business, as I understand it, I don't know his business, but [the investigation] doesn't have to do with me. I would say probably the big thing is his business, and they're looking into something having to do with his business."

It appears trump just can't think of anything to say about Cohen's situation so he just repeats that he's a businessman in business six friggin times within two sentences. I gotta point out that this is the same man that claims he is highly intelligent because he knows lots of words, really big words...Well, he at least knows one very well - business.