Three Markov Chain Trump Speeches

What follows is a series of three blocks of text generated by running actual speeches made by Donald Trump through a Markov chain process. These are not real speeches and they're not even really coherent, but they do lead to some funny moments, which I've highlighted for convenience.

Thank you. If you tariff on being treated terribly. We're going to use — it’s not a political people, if I said we can afford it, going to help us. You come down, you can't have your problem? He does not saying thank you. Thank you. We ought to be a great wall is in here I want to use a nice person. But, Mr. Trump, I love it, but his lifestyle. They’re not so you can’t even be paid simultaneously with the budget deficitso important, have a great deals I think this story. I am doing it. And believe it over the next day. Whenever they want, not so high, it’s not a nice person. People were smarter than any nation more than ever before, other things, sounds good. Number one, I build it into Manhattan and abuse, but these people, okay, that's so tough. Tiffany, Eric, I’m going to do charge of these politicians to build in Dubai. I have patients. And I have an amazing place and call, oh well we owe China is going make our roadways where we can't be — I would be Mitt ran and all over Iraq. You know, they talk and I’ll do that like to do it; stopping the air, they going to make America great job. And they’ll be allowed to be watching what they’re not even 55 percent. We have something about all of these disastrous airports. And now I’m running against guns. I assume, are just crushes. Now we loan you have everybody goes into Manhattan. I will immediately terminate Obamacare. Obamacare. A lot of times. That's like small time I mean I never a completely different problems with a great — these people escaped, and the likes of Iowa. So I know if you say maybe four? 2,300 Humvees — because it's not as opposed to my office. I’m going to terminate Obamacare. A military that help us, folks. We're not — who contributed to do it. Iran is Benghazi. Oh, Benghazi, Benghazi. What do something that hold the wall. Yes. Mark my father's message resonants so much better than Donald will stop and we had a Web sites, I go into a tractor, to equal Trump. We got nothing but now off by thanking the word again so many of so I'll be going to tell you look like me. Believe me, folks. They wanted the destroyers, we as people that have been good and we give them early and by the one deal. A total catastrophe and stronger and laughable deal, Israel maybe four? 2,300 Humvees — to take him negotiate for president, I have a lot of the way the world, and make weapons right now, roads, bridges, our foreign trade is that probably the best business to work. It is killing us? They’re great. But he intelligent? Then I lead with subcontractors. But if I can't have to Nevada and so many other things, the best coming into Manhattan. I like this. And for president ...  It's true. But everything will take our equipment. We will never forget about $500 million. That’s the border. Again, the enemy took the best hotel in my family. So together it's beautiful. When Mexico pay interest, because it's South Carolina. We get me and we're just built a lot of the world, and sell are talking about it. People were lost. Renegotiate our military, and folks, let's make America great respect likewise for you.

Thank you. We have to my husband. He couldn’t answer the real disaster. My family and much money in, but, nevertheless, this is either grossly incompetent, a comment? I have a terrible job. And Jeb wanted over the 400 people say, what they’re taking it from China. Am I know whether we had a presidential election is happening. So you can take out where we have a Web site. We need somebody that wrote The greatest assets — these things for them. They all of them in this happened to be in Iran has. And they throw. You come back. But you to stop them one game changer is -- volunteers and I have to use them. But you know the best deals — I want to be upset by the things like we’re gonna be out and nobody talks about one of copying the way below zero. Our vets and I watch this country rich. I’m using donors. I really kicks in the environmentalist wouldn’t even done so many websites, many, many wounded soldiers. And the rhetoric. I build in the people say, Please, please, please. He’ll say, No more than any nation in writing, and abuse, but I’m going to a terraza floor and make America great equipment. We owe it got it. Well, I sent us economically. They don't win it's finished, I love our family so many -- but we have a bridge on Iraq. Think of this one. I'm not a lot of the White House, right guy. But it anymore because politicians want. That's the best president doesn’t work. But these candidates want to see more for the wall?  We're making a gun on that. I’ll bring back and all the one that is so much; you've done deal. A friend of my father said it's nasty, it's not outside. And we have started getting stronger by special people drop out the job. And I’ll say you say an election that’s going to close it. But the product. He got $18 trillion — and Latin America, and I think any second. It will take campaign has tremendous wealth in the one of mindset that everybody here. This plan itself is; fixing our infrastructure, our country great again, and the United States, and millions of months. And a number 30. You know what Mexico takes care of Ford. So I love my father's message resonants so terrible. Free trade can take him in the wall. Yes.  And it's very hard and this big number now many things; there very weak lawsuit, that you let alone president. Because they go back all jobs, can be there are no competence, we have more now they wanted over the oil, and I have to Nevada. We're not sending their cars and I went to get a great again. And yet out and so that when you very proud of mine is falling apart. You know if I said, I'm not using donors. I can be so many of things that is something that because it's what they’re stupid. They have to justify what are building a year ago. He’s the election won. We got it for years, and what did a disaster, and abuse, but we doing; why not. But with Saudi Arabia, they want to say something. Jobs. China. And, I can build our manufacturing, can be done on competence. Yes. We ought to bring it back? Yeah. So it's nasty, it's constant; it really amazing night. The military that Social Security, and far better and let's make the world. Ford. And some, I mean you very good. They will see that. And, I was during the past might be a fortune. They wouldn’t even got to fracking and I'm going to back ...  Our president candidate that these people that is going to Ford. Good company. So you could not big vehicles — from China. The Art of the overrated ones. I hate to rebuild our nuclear weapon. We have some people, and they’re great negotiator. He’s not going to tell you.

Thank you. I mean the hell can be possible. In this campaign has become Greece. That’s the world, and talk. And what I have to Trump. But he said we have no concept of them, they’d pay for the last month. He was terrible. But they’re going to me and she said, No, that’s terrible. Free trade deals. Almost all the past might be local and they get Mexico pay for our infrastructure, our military, can you never make America great again. It will see; you the guard rails. The military island in Iraq. Think of thousands of Common Core; that's the other day, Donald, don’t know Henry, right? So we can save it. And we're fighting against now everyone's going to support and say, Mr. Trump got to my words. Nobody would be accused of lives, thousands of mine who I’m going to think they're going to build in this country is in the world. They've taken everything. So a long way all my husband. He does anything about trade, because my life. If I really kicks in the way the people to nothing. They said that can't be so many countries. But you don’t have great again, right? But you know, Mr. President, we’ve ever seen. And when you — you sell your high school football team. That’s when I would say maybe two, I’m the politicians that $24 trillion. We have one of these people that you watch the one deal. He wasn’t a hospital ready just got out the government, and make it got -- what's going so much; you've done it out, looking at Obamacare. A military port. They’re going to Ivanka -- this and Samsung and every truck and one that up the world. Ford. He’ll beg for each other. Here we will not saying for the world. They've taken our country needs because we go to have a wonderful children, Ivanka. Just get it. But with it. We have to have everybody is nuclear weapon. We have a number 30, the way we have the deductibles are we should’ve taken. So — within our airplanes, we're at our leaders? How can tell you look at $20 trillion. We will immediately terminate President Trump, here’s what’s happening. So Mitt ran and they like a bubble because it for the one that probably — because Obamacare in every one of an amazing, amazing place we give up to work, because I know — I’ve watched the point of you have to me back, I give them have lots of our equipment.  Mexico's going to build it is getting stronger by the 40-year-old floor. They don’t have Mexico takes care about executive orders and all our country. I come in a wonderful family. They’re right to future people are terrific people, by it. But I don’t understand that a reporter, a great business minds in the three-footer to win. We got $18 trillion and make it was watching. And whether it's falling apart. And it’s impossible for years. Why aren't our jobs, they get a disaster, and it was watching upstairs and whenever they are quitting. I am officially running… … one that before I'm a really test the worst crisis, that is going to be working for years, and it's not as I employ thousands of negotiation, who’s a real, real unemployment is ever forget you.