GOPdnd has been cracking me up, so I made some. (This is my first post here!)
DM: You find a bustling community. The local king has convinced everyone to work for the greater good. Everyone you meet seems to be in good spirits.
PC: Use my bluff skill to convince them to make me their leader.
Rolls dice
DM: You succeed!
PC: Take control of all of their art and medicine and sell it back to them at a profit.
DM: ...Your alignment is now Chaotic Evil.
And you just talked them into making you leader and took their stuff? Makes you lawful evil, bro! Lol
Welcome to Steemit James. It's a great community here.
One more converted by @gogogadget