Stop being professionally offended by everything you yogurt knitting simpletons

It’s no wonder the left get relentlessly mocked like Diane Abbot counting to twelveteen, because a small, yet very vocal minority are perpetually fucking offended.

If you’ve read this far then well done, you’re likely not in that minority, as most of those twats will have already left a shitty message in the comments section about me being a Tory shill or some shit, and declared that they’re unfollowing the page by now.

Off you fuck then, I’m not treading on eggshells for anyone you Andrex wetting cunts.

Now don’t get me wrong, I’m not about to go on a fucking Bernard Manningesque tirade whilst asking every passing woman to show me her tits.

I’m merely stating that this current trend in being constantly fauxtraged, or offended, only serves to embolden far right hate mongers, who, ironically, now hold the mantle of being the fucking level headed ones because they “speak the troof!”

This bullshit is counter productive. It stifles debate and cheapens real world struggles, and the media latch onto it like a 6 year old child does to its mother’s breast at a fucking vegan protest.

They fucking love it. The more upset you get and the more trivial it is, the better. It’s why the term ‘snowflake’ has stuck around like Nigel Farage near a golden lift.

No. The fucking iPhone isn’t sexist because it’s big, some men have got small fucking hands too. No one is forcing you to own that particular model of smart phone you whining, bed wetting, pricks.

No, I don’t know the other 20 letters that come after LQBT and in what order, that doesn’t make me a fucking homophobe.

Common sense is what’s needed, yet these days it seems it was named somewhat ironically. Truffles are more fucking common.

Look, if someone appears to be well intentioned they generally are.

If they have a slip of the tongue and use an incorrect pronoun, but the rest of the time have been nothing but respectful, then you’re the one with the fucking problem.

People make mistakes, comedians push boundries, and nans sometimes cringingly say ‘coloured’ instead of ‘black’ without an ounce of malice. Let it go.

Some people are genuinely nasty hateful fuckers. Get offended by these cunts instead and pick your battles wisely. Now fuck off.