Why Do I Need To Know the Sexuality of Muppets?

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Sesame Street is a children's show using muppets to teach the ABCs, and other such early education factors. So, why do they need to be sexualized? Should they not be asexual? Do we need to know what these characters do with their little muppet weiners? Does the show do that with heterosexual muppets? No, of course not. This is because we have to be inundated with the homosexual agenda constantly, and in every single aspect of our culture.

Mark Saltzman, the creator of these two characters, said, "I always felt that without a huge agenda, when I was writing Bert and Ernie, they were [gay]." Well, that is because he is gay, and for some reason feels the need to personalize children's characters. What is wrong with that you say? Well, for one thing the kids watching this have no sexuality. They are prepubescent! Also, we are talking about 3% of the population as if they are 30%.

Should society be tolerant of gays? Of course they should. Should society be accepting of gays? Well, if you are asking me to say it is okay, then you are going to be waiting a long time, but at least we are not throwing them from rooftops like they do in Iran. However, if you are going to rub the gay lifestyle in my face at every turn to the point where I cannot get away from it, then I am going to resist.

In fact, Sesame Workshop issued a statement saying that Bert and Ernie were merely "best friends." "They were created to teach preschoolers that people can be good friends with those who are very different from themselves," the statement said. You mean so that orange and yellow people can get along?

Sesame Workshop continued, "Even though they are identified as male characters and possess many human traits, and characteristics (as most Sesame Street Muppets do), they remain puppets and do not have a sexual orientation." For some reason they deleted that statement and replaced it with, "Sesame Street has always stood for inclusion and acceptance." Why is this statement even necessary? Who ever said Sesame Street wasn't inclusive and accepting? It angers me that we have to proclaim things like this just to placate the 'Outrage Culture'. The new statement continued, "It's a place where people of all cultures and backgrounds are welcome." Again, who said it wasn't? Why are we allowing the perpetually offended to bully us into having to make statements like this? If you don't like the show then change the station you left wing fascist bastards!

THE Frank Oz remarked, "It seems Mr. Mark Saltzman was asked if Bert & Ernie are gay. It's fine that he feels they are. They're not, of course," he said. "But why that question? Does it really matter? Why the need to define people as only gay? There's much more to a human being than just straightness or gayness." Well said.