To: The Good Citizens of Oceania

From: The Ministry of Truth

Dear Citizen,

We have come far in our quest to achieve a Pax Oceania where all good people of the world can be as free and happy as you (we) are. You have done much for us along the way by sacrificing your sons and daughters in far off places and staying steadfast in your belief despite the many economic hardships which were (we) imposed on you. Your courage in standing up against facts and valid arguments that ran contrary to the (our) truth has not gone unappreciated. We thank you.

However, the last obstacles (Russia and China) that stand in our way may be (are) the toughest yet. So we must once again ask you to prove your loyalty to the (our) great cause of bringing democracy (financial tyranny) to the world.

Let us stand against (bomb to hell) those who oppose our transnational corporations, banks, and (not so) free market economy model. Let our (false) accusations of meddling in our election system ring true so that the world (our vassal states) will join with us in our endeavors (illegal wars of aggression).

How can we do this?:

First, let us be wary of (censure) any information coming from the nut job conspiracy theory crowd that have been living in an alternate universe since at least the (our) assassination of JFK and the tragic (successful) events of 9/11. They have many who claim to be (are) accredited scientists, award winning journalists, and sane sounding people on their side, but you must remain loyal and courageous (ignore them) when faced with their rantings lest you be corrupted (convinced). You should de-friend them and block them on Facebook and by no means read any books or articles they may link to. They are agents of the enemy (Putin) and we are working on stopping (arresting and torturing) them.

Secondly, remain alert (fearful). The terrorists (our patsies) are still out there and can strike at any moment, anywhere (we choose). Remember, they hate our freedoms! Watch CNN and read the N.Y Times everyday and ask those you meet what the latest headlines and talking points (lies) are. If they do not know they may be a terrorist and you should report them! We can then question (torture) them and detain them (put them in a FEMA camp and throw away the key).

Lastly, have fun and do not worry. Watch the latest Hollywood (propaganda) blockbusters and play a good (violent) video game. Get all your vaccinations (lethal poisons) and take all your medications (pysch drugs that make you homicidal and suicidal). We have everything (guns, bombs, drones, etc.), and are doing everything (lying, killing, robbing you, etc.) necessary to achieve our goals (reducing the surplus population).

Sincerely (don’t make me laugh),
The Ministry of Truth