This was my favourite of yours by far..

completely horrifying to my intense desire to get back to a status quo.. While completely liberating to the 17 year old inside me who wants to travel through time and punch me in the face for being so complacent.

I loved it all but especally this:

Let's go humans! The sooner we can put aside our differences all around the world and unite to beat this virus the sooner we can get back to exploiting each other over an imaginary monetary system and murdering each other with bombs!

I feel this way so intensely right now.. boy oh boy we're soo dumb. And I am the king of dumb..