Trump 内阁大会成为拍马屁大会

白宫办公厅主任Priebus发言，感谢特朗普
"为了你给我们的机会和祝福, 为你的议程和美国人民服务."
然后大家轮流上：

“It’s an honor to be able to serve you,” said Attorney General Jeff Sessions.
能够为您服务是一种荣幸

“I am privileged to be here,” said Labor Secretary Alexander Acosta. “Deeply honored.”
我深感荣幸能够在这里

“What an incredible honor it is to lead the Department of Health and Human Services at this pivotal time under your leadership,” Tom Price
在你领导下的这个关键时刻，领导卫生和社会服务部门是一个令人难以置信的荣誉

Transportation Secretary Elaine Chao thanked Trump for visiting her department last week, relaying that “hundreds and hundreds of people were just so thrilled.”
成百上千的人都非常激动。

只有防长 Mattis 没有拍：

Defense Secretary Jim Mattis was the most reserved in his comments, offering praise for the “men and women of the Department of Defense” but not Trump specifically.

当然这些都比不过 Trump 自拍的脸皮厚：

“Never has there been a president, with few exceptions — case of FDR, he had a major depression to handle — who has passed more legislation and who has done more things than what we’ve done,” said Trump, referring to President Franklin D. Roosevelt.

“I think we’ve been about as active as you can possibly be at a just about record-setting pace,” he added.

结果 Schumer 马上发推恶搞

Trump 这是把民主党人都逼成恶搞达人了

2000 年时小布什的竞选主题是 to restore honor and dignity to the White House。不难想像 2020 的主题，民主党肯定会搬来用