Grandma Rules

Babushka, Nanna, Nonna, Boobie, Big Momma….They all had the same rules.
Over time, those rules have faded away.
In my humble opinion, it’s time to bring them back.
Some of my favorites:

Respect your elders.
Mind your P’s and Q’s
Mind your business.
Stand up for those weaker than you.
Share with your friends
Look both ways before you cross the street.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but words…….

Ah, this one needs to be revisited.
Today’s politically correct world has made us weaker and whiney.
Wah wah, boo hoo!

…..words will never hurt me.

Being offended by someone else’s words, empowers those words to have control over you.

Now why the f**k would you want to empower someone else to have control over you?

F**k ‘em. Let them say what they want.
Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one.

This should be the Grandma rule we need to teach the world.

As long as words continue to hurt,
assholes will continue to fart.

Thanks Gammie.

Hold your breath folks.