A Master's Degree In Pub Philosophy

I am often one to get led astray but I always find my own way back.
Tempted by temptation as I meander down life's beaten track.
I'm curious by nature and that's a plain a simple fact.
I've heard curiosity can be dangerous look what happened to the cat.

That moggy it had nine lives, me I have but one.
But I will keep on doing what I'm doing til my doing days are done.
I don't need no rose tinted glasses I see life through bloodshot eyes.
The world should be how you make it full of wonderment and surprise.

Now I'm all for conformity just don't ask me to conform.
I've been the black sheep of my family since the day that I was born.
I'm a rebel without a cause because being a rebel is cause enough.
Who am I to solve the problems of the world and all that other stuff.

Problems are problematic that's the problem with such things.
I try to avoid problems like the plague and the problems that they bring.
Simplicity is the answer I find the simplest answer is the best.
It's simply a fantastic theory why don't you put it to the test.

You don't need money to be happy, you just need to be happy with no money.
That's the simplest answer to a problem, it's so simple it sounds funny.
You have to live life for the moment and just keep on keeping on.
Before you know it you'll look at yourself in the mirror and think where has my life gone.

I can't tell you where your life went, we all lose track of time.
So you live your life your way and leave me to live mine.
It took me many long hard years earning my degree.
I have a master's with honours written on a beer mat in pub philosophy.

So keep your life simple as you can, and you can't go wrong.
It would solve so many problems and then we'd all just get along.