I’m Not Racist

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I’m not racist, but I wouldn’t date a white guy. He may shoot up a school.

I’m not racist, but I wouldn’t date a black guy. He may rob my family at night.

I’m not racist, but I wouldn’t date a Latino guy. He may be an illegal immigrant who sells drugs.

I’m not racist, but I wouldn’t date an Arabic guy. He may be a suicide bomber.

I’m not racist, but I wouldn’t date an Asian guy. He may kill my dog and eat it.

Really I’m not racist. These people will do these things. Haven’t you seen the news? Don’t y’all realize it’s 2017 and racism is dead? It ended with slavery.