Where there is a will, there is also adrenaline. The corporeal drug is on the rise. More and more people want to free themselves from the permanent anesthesia of soft-washed pop music and slimy love films. The sofa has become a sign of the hormone deficiency and mental deep sleep. Adrenaline kicks are the symbol of an entire generation. Generation A is born. Their motto: "I do not need a doctor's appointment, I have adrenaline."

Conservatives ask: When is the adrenaline ban?

Many people meet on the streets to adrenaline parties. They are looking for the kick and have found a way to raise their adrenaline levels: violations of law and civil disobedience. Adrenaline is the new black.

Adrenaline rushing writings appear in the Darknet. New cryptocurrency: Adrenalinecoin. Revolutionaries demand adrenalism to counteract the anti-adrenaline rulers.

New conspiracy is becoming more and more popular within the new right: There is no adrenaline and it is an invention of the dark powers to destroy western culture. Satiric writings comment: Become a part of the adrenalization of the West and get paid for it in Adrenalinecoins.

New scientific breakthrough: Regular adrenaline pulses heal depression and have a strong antioxidant effect.

The autonomous region of Adrelania is founded after heavy but successful protests in North Africa. More and more people are leaving their western countries and are hailing for Adrelania to start a new life there. Since the people of Adrelania have realized that regular adrenaline rushes refresh the mind and make the body peacefully, there is no law. The utopia has become reality, the life in the Garden of Edenaline is heavenly, loving and free.

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picture source: lifehack.org

This is a translation I did of my originally german short story
Adrenalinmangel in der neuen Welt - Schlagzeilen aus der Zukunft (Original Short Story, Original Editing)