The Big Boys Club

Crystal glass of Dom Perignon
More expensive fine wine
Held gracefully in their hand
Rolex says half past nine

“This town is mine!” Big Boss says
In that grave ominous tone
As they cross their legs
Slamming down the phone

Lady friend, Kitty, beside them croons,
“Honey, must you do business now?”
Major players they never rest
Giving her that ‘look’ arching a brow

'Cuz this is The Big Boys Club
You don’t get to ask questions
Do as you’re told follow orders
Don’t make any suggestions

Pretty boy goons show up
“Boss, real sorry to disturb you”
Ruining their fine dining
“What do you want us to do?”

“Visit our politician friend
The one who needs a reminder
He came to us looking for help
He’s becoming a real whiner”

The order has been issued
Someone will be facing a gun
Pretty boy goons later come calling
“Boss, the deed has been done.”

The Big Boss shook their head
Thought what a damn shame
But they knew all the risks
They refused to play the game

Then Big Boss had another thought
And slaps Kitty in the rear
“Why don't you head on upstairs
If you know what's good my dear”

Kitty batted her eyelashes prettily
Crooning “Okay Bossy Baby”
Giving a wicked smile and a wink
“I'll let you spank me..maybe”

Dressed in a sexy number
Kitty slithered around seductively
Drenched in expensive perfume
Her eyes beckoning expectantly

Suddenly Kitty looks up to the sky
Waving her hands all around
She then gloriously sings out loud
"The world is yours not just this town!"

She had the Big Boss's full attention
And into a pair of laps she twirled
Kitty then whispered into her lover's ears
“You're the most beautiful woman in the world!”