Chuck Norris' unicycle is equipped with a windshield, cup holder, Bose Surround Sound Sterio System, beer cooler, flood lights, toilet, ash tray, bunk beds, 60 inch flat screen TV, winch, spare tire, wood burning fireplace and a hibachi grill. And that's just a start. More amenities are forthcoming.
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