My Toilet Doesn't Like its Job ~ a silly poem

My Toilet doesn't like its job.

My toilet doesn't like its job.
I find that fact a little odd.

You'd think the way a toilet's built,
I shouldn't have to feel such guilt,

Each time I need to go and sit,
To take a necessary shit.

My toilet doesn't like its job.
It always ends up getting clogged.

Each time I take the littlest dump,
I end up having to go pump.

My toilet makes its feelings known,
Emphatically, in shades of brown.

I wish my toilet would accept,
It cannot help the fate it's met,

The way I cannot help the fact,
That every human has to crap.

~The End ~

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