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If a was i boy
i would chase this young lady
She is too beautiful to resist
All I'll do is persist
Until she allows me assist

If i was a mother
I would give birth to this pretty lady
Will give her all the attention
The guys will suffer erection
And Make sure she doesn't get detention

If i was a father
My semen must produce this lovely lady
Or my wife goes packing
we could keep fucking
Just to see her coming
The End

Elder sis... This one is for you