The Grumpy Pigeon

The Grumpy Pigeon desperately looked for a cucumber that they would sometimes put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly odd exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber is the thing to opt for.

The Grumpy Pigeon wanted a block of cheese that they would often sleep with. It might be a peculiar undertaking, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a block of cheese is the item to select.

The Grumpy Pigeon desired a computer that they would often try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly odd exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that this idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a computer is the thing to choose.

The Grumpy Pigeon always had with them a bag of flour that they would often cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly original idea, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a bag of flour would be the item chosen.

The Grumpy Pigeon desired a bottle of beer to annihilate This seems a fairly funny operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a bottle of beer is the item to select.

The Grumpy Pigeon often carried a crown that they would often embrace. It is a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a crown is the item that was chosen.