The birth of PPI_Dolpheen!

I have been at sea for a while but have recently returned to find a dearth of capable humans and cephalopods, especially those @piedpipercoin. My friends and I aim to change this; and so, my #otherfriends, we humbly submit ourselves as capable to accept the #quest. Human coders like #Dinesh and #Gilfoyle will always be inferioer to #PPI_Dolpheen. We will return #underthesea and seek for the #PPI_Whale. He has a #headstart and is likely halfway to #hell, but no worries, we've #beentherebefore. It's not that far down actually. #PiedPiperCoin is already way big down here anyway... not sure #whatswrongwiththerestofyou. #FollowMe #MesAmis and we will feast on #PPI_Whale #together. #PPI_Dolpheen has all the #answers!