Deep Phrases for thinking and laughing!!
True happiness is in the small things: a small mansion, a small yacht, a small fortune ...
Some people are alive only ... ..Because murder is illegal.
If you are looking for a helping hand ... you will find it at the end of your arm.
He who is born poor and ugly, has great possibilities, that as he grows up ... .. Both conditions will develop.
If life gives you lemons ... ... ask for salt and tequila ...
Fighting fish, ....... Die electrocuted.
Having a clear conscience ...... is a sign of bad memory.
The one who is able to smile when everything is going wrong, ...... is because he already has thought to whom to blame.
The one who laughs last, ....... It's because he thinks slower.
If you can not convince them, ...... confuse them.
12 Eternal love lasts three months ... or four.
Money does not make happiness ... the purchase made.
There is a better world .... But it's expensive!
If the mountain comes to you. RUN PUSSY !! ... It's a collapse !!
The similarities between: a pregnant woman, a burnt cake and a frozen beer is simple ...: if you had taken it out in time it would never have happened ...
In difficult times of life you should raise your head, take the chest and say with great confidence: ...... .. Today I am indeed crap !!
Wife is that friend and companion who is always at our side to help us solve the big problems ... ..that we would not have if we were not married.
The lost women ....... Are the most sought after ... ..
If one day you feel a great emptiness ... coma: it is hunger!
