I would wear Crocs in public if the things didn't wear out so fast.

The shoes are easy to wash, which is why you see them in hospitals. Shoes have a nasty habit of picking up pathogens. so clean shoes make operating rooms cleaner. Doctors started wearing Crocs in the office, so that they wouldn't carry their work home with them.

The basic croc makes sense. Fuzzy crocs, on the other hand ...