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RE: Perfect Murder - Bullshit Bingo
A frozen leg of lamb is another perfect murder weapon or so Roald Dahl wrote about in his short story, A Lamb to the Slaughter, not that I want to give you any ideas. ;)
Interesting. I better remember that one the next time I get my hands on a lamb leg. I never have in my life, but then again life is full of surprises and someday I might wake up with a frozen leg of a lamb in my hand. :D
I keep one handy in my freezer but then a Sunday comes along and I tend to roast it. Hehehe x
So after Sunday and before the next grocery shop trip, you are out of suitable weapons...
You should start growing icicles in your fridge then. Like I do. Although my icicles are more snowy than icy. I'm a lazy household carer so I tend to have lots and lots of different means to kill people. Hoping for the bacteria here to grow up and have sharp teeth. Then I can start training them.
I get your point, although thankfully, not literally! 😂