The Rooftops of Edinburgh...

... with lots of chimneys, and the most insidiously evil creature known to man. The urban Seagull. He looks innocent but he's not.

^{Satan's Familiar}

Look at him.. just sitting there, perched on the rooftop looking down on us all. He's probably considering who's shoulder to poop on next. You think he's innocent? He's not. I was walking down the street one day and as I turned a corner there was a seagull EATING ANOTHER SEAGULL. I stopped. He stopped. He looked up at me, blood dripping from his beak and just stared at me, like he was saying "your next". I literally walked backwards slowly around the corner and took a different route. 1 week later he was there again.. DOING THE SAME THING to another Seagull.

When they aren't cannibalising each other, they get into the garbage, peck open garbage bags and spread it all over the street. Feathery bastards.