NSFW: Two months ago my dad accidently cut off his index finger with a table saw. My sister found it under the car seat yesterday.

We'd ordinarily remove this post under rule 5, but finding a dismembered human body part in your car is certainly at least a little unnerving. If you, the readers, disagree with this; please use the report button to let us know and keep rule 2 in mind when commenting. Thanks in advance!

As a side note, I no longer want the jerky I was eating.

E: One hour after posting, the listing has 39 reports, half of which are either people saying "fake;" "gallowboob is a communist (!?);" or making innuendos about OP's, the mod staff's, and Tutankhamun's mothers. A small fraction of these are actual rule 5 reports, which we have considered. However, in light of the listing's overwhelming approval - a full 93% as of 19:46 EST - I have decided to leave it up.

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