We went canoeing

The local Floridians took me canoeing, and boy oh boy was it... interesting. We enjoyed a wonderful sunny day, numerous alligator sightings, and plenty of Bud Lites. And then it began to rain. Soon the rain became a torrent, and the boats started to sink. We pulled into the woods, which began to flood, and our 95º day quickly became a chilling, hypothermic temperature. But all ended well, and after an hour and a half of frigidity, the sun returned. Oh what a time it was.