Holy shit phe! That's a legit thing to fear though!
Scorpions are no joke. I'm glad you got it!!!
Fuck man... i would have been screaming and yelling and crying too.

Wanna hear my best time i freaked out over a bug story? Might make ya feel better.

So, chris was out of town working and it was before kids so, just me and our dog at home. We were all cuddled on the couch under a blanket, watching Netflix, as you do... lol
The dog wanted to go out to go to potty so i moved the blanket and a fucking black widow spider crawled out with the dog!

I... i just... screamed and screamed and screamed... threw the blanket off us, dog fell off the couch, i flew backwards over the couch to get away and try to find something to smash it with.. still screaming btw .

I grab a big cookbook from the kitchen and scream my way back to the scene of my nightmares. I carefully grab a corner of the blanket and move it slightly. Nothing. Move it a little more.. i see legs so i start screaming again and then i drop the blanket and start beating on it with the book like a madman. 🤣
My dog doesn't like all the commotion so she starts fucking nipping at my ankles while i'm trying to kill this damn spider. 🙄

I manage to crush the spider, calm down the dog and throw away the body before chris calls and i get a knock on the door at the same time.

The neighbors heard me screaming and came to check. Then i had to tell chris all about it. He still makes fun of my spider phobia, but god damnit, that shit's not cool. 😂