THE PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR: DR. BLOWHOLE RETURNS for PlayStation 3.

Penguins prepare to be dazzled and amazed by my mind reader and reading is pure science fiction like flying saucers time machines and tofu you will not ah sweet fancy Moses at some point

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you'd think the brainstorming meeting for a name would have realized the insanity it was brewing this game is seriously called the Penguins of Madagascar dr. blowhole returns again

for the PlayStation 3 the hole for the PlayStation 3 parts isn't actually in the title although I can see why you might have been confused by that I mean when a title approaches double-digit

word counts all freaking bets are off if that title doesn't concern you the chain of nonsense that has led to this product's inception really should this is a video game based on television

show based on a movie that votes about as well for quality as an ingredients label that simply says in large bold letters poop poopy penguins of poop we're changing my secret ingredients

smoothie might have to have one right now you bow movement aside the Penguins of Madagascar obnoxiously long subtitle is I guess kind of an action puzzle game you control a group of god-awful

CGI Penguins on various quests to collect things and do things and I literally may fall asleep forums where I'm standing this game is the most boring thing I've ever done in my life

generally the levels work like this you have to nab a certain amount of items that are scattered across the level you have to use the unique abilities of the four penguins to do so so one can

gather the other penguins and command them to follow another can vomit things like projectiles which incidentally is what you as the player will be doing as well I guess to be fair it's it's

probably not bad for its intended audience I guess kids who like the Madagascar movies or the the Penguins of Madagascar television program should get a kick out of making these penguins

waddle all over the place and at the very least the puzzles are age-appropriate and fairly well somewhat - okay and at the very least they kind of make kids think kids need to do that

more often when I was your age we think all the time our heads we'd be scratching while our thoughts were busy hatching a true story hey what else does a kid's game need come on you guys

are smart think it over here's a hint it needs freaking mini-games and for those the Penguins of Madagascar doctor returns again in the blowhole makes room in fact you have to actually

unlock those minigames by playing the main game first so it actually makes you work for the minigames as this as if this god-awful spin on bowling is some kind of prize oh I would shove

this right back in the cereal box you heard the man boys fall in yeah I'm not gonna be a back about it there's there's just not a whole lot to say about this game that I actually care to

say it plays well enough it's just completely void of anything that even remotely suggests a video game might be worth playing at least not for anyone who's over the age of incompetent it's

a product that exists that's about the extent of the praise I can give the Penguins of dr. blowhole again return to Madagascar.