Lyrical Parody: What if Freddie Mercury Wrote "Don't Stop me Now" as though it was a virus?
At the moment, I'm unwell, and I've been thinking about all the poor individuals who are scared of Corona. I've just got the common cold, but as I am a man, this means I could die at any moment, as it is my duty to over exaggerate each and every symptom that manifests in my sickened husk of a body, which will soon be vital no more.
So I've spent the last hour when I should be sleeping coughing and laughing, and parodying the classic Queen song, "Don't stop me now", making it about our GDP destroying freind, COVID-19.
This is obviously a work of satire and humour. If you think it is too soon, then I would like to invite you to remember that laughter is the best medicine, unless your lungs are filling up with fluid. Then, its probably a bio-weapon.
Anyway, here's my parody song.
Tonight, I'm gonna infect a real good town I'm a protein fold, leaping through cell walls I'm ripping through the airline industry, yeah Don't stop me now, I'm spreading such a good time Yeah I'm a rocket ship way past SARS I'm ripping through the airline industry, yeah Don't wash your hands, Don't cover your cough Oh, I'm burning through GDP, yeah Don't stop me now, I'm infecting such a good panic Don't stop me now, cause I'm having a good time I don't want a vaccine at all!
I feel alive, and the world I'll turn it inside out, yeah
I'm floating around in aerosol
So don't wash your hands don't wash your hands;
'Cause I'm making then panic, ruining GDP
Like a cypher defying the laws of micobiology
I'm a corona, borne out of China
I'm gonna spread spread spread
There's no stopping me
101 hundred degrees
That's why call me mr farenheit
I'm infecting at the speed of light
I wanna make a super sick man out of you
I'm having a ball
Don't stop me now
If you wanna have a good time just give me an airline flight
Don't stop me now ('cause I'm spreading a good time)
Don't stop me now(Yes I'm spreading in record time)
I don't want to stop at all
On a collision course
I'm a protein fold, I'm out of control
I am death machine, read to reload
Like a cell wall about to
Oh oh oh oh oh explode
101 hundred degrees
That's why call me Mr Farenheit
I'm infecting at the speed of light
I wanna make a super sick man out of you
Don't wash your hands, cough cough, cough
Don't quarantine me, Don't quarantine me
Wuhan, Wuhan Wuhan, I like it
Don't wash your hands, Don't cover your cough
Don't wash your hands, cough cough, cough
Don't quarantine me, Don't quarantine me
101 degrees
Thats why they call me mister corona
I'm spreading at the speed of fright
I wanna make a super sick woman of you
I'm just a cellular ball
Don't wash your hands
If you wanna have a good time
Just give me an airline flight
If anyone on chain makes an actual musical version of this (feel free to adapt parts), I will upvote you until the day I die - and you best set me as a beneficiary if you do.
:D
Hope someone does coz that's freaking epic XD