My entry for @snook's Pants Are Optional contest

You never know what you are going to run across on Steemit! The delightful @snook is running a contest right now, that requires participants to answer five questions. Here goes:

1)Would you let me slap you for a hundred dollars and why?
No, I would not. I am not desperate for money, and I don't think people should go around slapping other people unless it is for a VERY good reason. Like inappropriate advances, or exceptionally rude speech.

2)What time do you normally go to bed and why?
I don't have an exact bedtime. Sometime between 10-10:30 is my preference, but in the summer I stay up later while waiting for the house to cool off. Also, when there is daylight later in the evening I tend to stay outside once it has cooled off a bit and I lose track of time. In the winter, when it gets dark at 4 p.m. , I would love to just go to bed at 5:00, because it's dark so it must be bedtime! But that's not how it works out.

3)Favorite day of the week and why?
Wednesday, because I get to go babysit my granddaughter.

4)What board games do you hate the most and why?
I played lots of board games when I was growing up, and again with my own children. I like the old games, like Life, Careers, Aggravation, Password, Scrabble and Clue. There were some fun ones that my kids introduced me to later, like Catch Phrase and Scattergories. So far I've only listed the ones I like. I don't like Monopoly, because it goes on too long. And I don't like the newer board games that take up an entire table and are played for hours on end with complicated rules. I dislike them so much, I haven't even bothered to remember what they are called.

5)If you had the world's attention for 30 seconds, what would you say?
Heaven is real. Hell is real. Figure out which one you want to end up in, and go read your Bible to find the appropriate path to take. And then love your neighbor as yourself, regardless, because it's a healthy way to live.