Contest: Pants Are Optional (and sometimes so are bras!)
This is My Entry to "Pants are optional Competition" run by the lovely @snook! Why? Because even Batman and Robin don't wear pants in the Batcave!! Pants are optional and when you work from home so are bras!! I'm considering getting door pants and a door bra so the delivery guy can't catch me off guard any longer!
If you want to know more about it and are interested in getting involved, have a look here.
Before we start, I'd like to Shout out to @Snook for Killing it and achieving some Epic Milestones, this month! 1000 Followers, 12 Episodes of a successful show and of course, 60 Rep!! Whoop, Whoop!!! This lady is going places!
1. Would you let me slap you for a hundred dollars and why?
Hahahahhahaha!!! If you transfer that 100 dollars straight into steem into my account Go ahead!!! I will even let you slap me with a fish!!! I Made a bet with husband; he thinks nothing will come of this steemit account! If you can start making some real money, he'll be washing dishes for the rest of his life!!! Here's to him washing dishes and me powering Up!!
2. What time do you normally go to bed and why?
Laaaatteeerrr and Latteerrrr since I'm addicted to steemit!!! Too much activity, too many comments!! I have to respond!!!
3. Favorite day of the week and why?
Sunday!!! Because I usually spend it on the mountain!! It also happens to be the one day I almost always wear pants!!! Don't want anything crawling up my butt on the mountain!!
(a little bit of a tasteless joke, but the opportunity arouse!! No offense meant, just the funnies, lol)
4. What board game do you hate the most and why?
I'm a bit of a geek sooo I lovveee board games!!! Haven't found one i disliked yet! Playing with competitive folks are the best, we get to laugh at them when they lose and they hate it!!!
5. If you had the world's attention for 30 seconds, what would you say?
Lighten Up Suckers. Stop Taking yourself so seriously and learn to laugh at things!! Help Each Other and take care of each other. Respect and humility go a long way!
I hope you liked it! If you did, Give a girl some Upvote, Comment and Follow Love!
Much Love From Sunny Cape Town, @mimismartypants
loved this post, really made me laugh. Wish I could get my hubby to do the dishes more often
Thanks @paulag, didnt feel like a very funny piece. You know the pressure when someone asks you to be funny! Your sense of humor kinda shy's away!!
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Maybe you need a new dishwasher ;)
Are saying i wont make it🤔🤔
Who's side are you on anyway!! I will prove you both wrong lol
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I was referring to @paulag's dish washer :D
Hahhaha!! My bad, of course the world does not revolve around me!! You forgiven!! Looks like you out of the dogbox!! Close call though!! Lol
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I live for the close calls with the ladies. Have your single girlfriends close call me, maybe.
LOL i will pass on your digits! 555—closecall?? I also misread your handle the first time so now i know you did it o purpose!!
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Wouldn't be the first time. See what happens when you start a global charity and do a little good for the world? :)
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Hahahahahahaha!! You are so funny @mimismartypants.. your answers crack me up! Always!!
I love how you took batman and robin's pants away! Hahahaha you should have taken the upper garments too.
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Lol thanks lady!! I didn't take their pants away, i found them like that!! If superheroes don't need pants why do we??
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Oh well! Glad you found them..hehe you are very resourceful!
We dont need pants! Its hot, i like shorts better.
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Its freezing in Cape Town. Im wearing pants and thermals!!
hahahahahaa so the whole post made me laugh... BUT. the comment where @maquemali said she liked it when you took Batman and Robin's pants way made me laugh the hardest! LOLOL
you would be AWESOME on snook's show!!!!!!! oh my gosh - i entered too but now i want you to win LOLOL
i would laugh my pants off. oh wait. they're already off and who cares if the delivery guy sees?!?!?! LOL
Lol I read your post lady!! It was waaay funnier, i honestly didn't think this one was as funny!!
@maquemali overestimates my photoshop skills!! It would have been awesome if i did it lol 😂😂😂
And be careful how you parade around in front of the delivery guy!! He might be thinking you looking for a different kind of package 😂😂😂🤔🤔
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ok i just BUSTED up laughing at this!!!!
one day I was randomly talking to the pool guy... told him I was on a diet - trying to lose 20 pounds.
He told me "Oh my gosh. 20 pounds?!!?!? You would be unbelievably hot."
and i was trying to think if it was a compliment or insult???? LOLOLOLOL
Lol lets just take it as a compliment!! Im sure he thought you were hot already!! Would just be added hotness!! Always take the compliment, not the insult!!
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sounds like a plan! hehehehehe
HOT!!!!
FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!! lol
Sooo hot!!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha when i say this - my kids roll their eyes - and then they can't help but laugh at me
as long as i get the laugh - i don't care if they roll their eyes out of their heads hahahaha
Lol they won't understand tge power Joey has!!! I guess we seem old to the new generation!!!
Omg im old im gonna have a crisis on my hands!!! When did this happen!!!???
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WITH A FISH! Lmao, are you French? :P
Hahhahaha!! Very far from french!! But a fish slap would be very effective!! I mean i would think really hard about why someone would slap me with a smelly fish!! I would choose my next move carefully! Evenl could have used some of that perspective!!