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     5 years ago 

    You're just what they need!

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     5 years ago 

    oh yeah

    News reports showed that Stevescoins committed suicide by shooting himself in the back of the head while throwing himself off a balcony and having a heart attack, after a staff meeting in which he suggested that defending the Constitution would serve the longer term interests of Crowdstrike instead of waging #informationwar and #lawfare on behalf of the Corruption Queen. Sadly, it was Stevescoins first day at work.

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     5 years ago 

    LOL... I expect to log in one day and learn that I stabbed myself 16 times and threw myself off a bridge!

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     5 years ago 

    you went down to the basement, and in a fit of depression, cut off your own head!

    (it's a movie reference ;> )

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     5 years ago 

    Actually I stole mine from Analyze That... one of the mafia guys was describing a witnesses' tragic suicide!

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