No cheese and no wine, I'm surprised she didn't hit you over the head with a rolling pin. Keep on learning @dandays and you will be able to pull the big switcharoo. You can cook for Pura and she can do the dishes.

That don't sound like a good deal to me though, @farm-mom can cook for me any time, and I'll gladly do the dishes.
Plus, you can always wiggle out of doing the dishes.
You know, make believe you have fallen asleep and have a bad case of food coma, or a favorite of mine is, "Just give me a minute or two to digest and then I'll be right on those dishes.
But there ain't no way to wiggle out of cooking when your spouse is expecting you to cook.

My suggestion would be to loose all of those notes you took.