I don't wear watches either, or I should say not on my wrist, I keep mine in my pants watch pocket if it has one, like a pocket watch, or just in the front pocket. I'd buy a Rolex and put it in a safe if it's that good of an investment.

If I wanted to wear one out I'd just get a cheap knock off which most people would never know the difference. lol. Dang scruffy looking Yankee, surprised they didn't throw you out! lol. They would do it nicely I'm sure. They would ask you very politely!