As seasoned as you are, young man, you actually fell for the click-bait eh? At what point did you realize it was just a Steemit article? It was the part where I said I don’t sleep with the illuminati, wasn’t it? I had a feeling that part would give it away... I was afraid of that.

Sure is nice to have you back, @angryman. Always a pleasure to hear from you sir. Thanks for keeping an eye on me.